Total Medals Earned: 1,132 (From 175 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,625 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/280 points)
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OMG U GOT !) POINTS RU JESUS.
This is as high as I am going
Medals Earned: 16/16 (380/380 points)
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Kill the boatman
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Fly to mount Olympus
Knock out the farm boy
Complete Hades' game
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/240 points)
Play the game many times in one session.
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Got it pretty well!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (90/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (290/290 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Complete level 36
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/330 points)
start the game
complete the tutorial
finish the game
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Beat the first level!
Beat half the game!
Beat the Game!